bemusedlybespectacled:

memesandmylife:

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t reccomend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

I am a person who uses Hello Fresh for realsies because it is a bit cheaper than groceries here and definitely cheaper than takeout, but we also remake the recipes when we want a specific one and don’t want to wait for it to come around in the rotation again, and therefore I know The Secret Translations of Proprietary Ingredients:

  • “Cream sauce base” = make a roux, add milk according to how much cream sauce base you’re supposed to have (ex: 4 oz cream sauce base = 4 oz milk)
  • “1 packet stock concentrate” = either one tablespoon Better than Bullion or, if you want to be really accurate, Savory Choice Broth Concentrate packets are available on Amazon and allegedly that’s what they use
  • “Italian Heat Spice”/“Blackening Spice”/“Fry Seasoning”/etc.: I promise you someone on Reddit has figured out what spices they use and in what proportions for each mix, if it’s not just a straight up branded mix (like McCormick Grill Mates Brown Sugar Bourbon spice mix)
  • “Roasted Garlic Herb Butter” (and other compound butters, like truffle butter) = they’re literally Epicurean branded butters, they do not hide this, you can buy them online
  • “Sweet Soy Glaze”/“Ponzu sauce”/“Hoisin sauce” = literally Kikkoman brand condiments: they don’t hide that, either
  • “Sweet Thai chili sauce” = any sweet Thai chili sauce from the grocery store will do. We use Blue Dragon or Taste of Thai because that’s what we can get in our grocery store.

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sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

curioscurio:

sabertoothwalrus:

curioscurio:

For every funny post I make that pops off the ingredients are exactly 3 of my loyal and devoted followers. i lead them to an old hole in the woods. i tell them there is cheese down there and without fail they leap into it. the next day a tumblr post appears authored by me with perhaps 15k+ notes and bones fly out of the hole at high velocity

hole?

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MY BONES

coldalbion:

a-tenno-called-prin:

a-tenno-called-prin:

cinnabuncrumbs:

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elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now

Sorry to break the theme of the blog but a lot of people who post their incredible works here use Twitter so

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Reblogging this for a second time because your art will also be used in AI training models, apparently.

Artist pals, heads up

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marinebluekaze:

marinebluekaze:

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

Love getting he/him’d for this post. Lesbian ally of gay men granted pronouns for his advocacy

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happyheidi:

a little bunny looking at the stars in case you’re having a bad day.

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✧. ★ ˚

★ ☄︎

˚ ✧ ˚ 

*. ⋆

༘ * 🔭🐇

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